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Prediction on Destiny (Destiny)

by Hedge ⌂, Australia, Tuesday, April 29, 2014, 00:15 (3871 days ago) @ Reconcilliation

Oh, I see. I'll play along.

I predict that the Fallen are clumsy and frail. In fact, they often proclaim they are Fallen and they can't get up.

The Tower has only one main elevator that can only fit 2 Guardians at a time. But don't worry, your team mate can catch up with you. That's all seamlessly handled behind the scenes so you don't have to worry about leaving them behind. (They take the dumb waiter up.)

Your cloak also doubles as a picnic blanket for intimate times on faraway locales with that special Guardian. Hunters call them "Shaggin' sheets." Not sure what that means.

The collectors edition includes a t-shirt that says, "Titans gonna fist ya!"

You will buy Mayflower and love it.

-Hedge.


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