The S-PUG
"Come on, update," Dean Hofmeyer urged his account balance.
The wireless net was lagging again, most of the city's finite resources having been redirected to repelling the new attacks on the south wall. The attacks Dean would help turn back just as soon as his account updated. As an Elite Level Guardian he had access to some of the highest system priorities. His data feeds and information requests were usually processed before all but the most essential city activities, but even he rated lower than the safety of the city itself. A fact that right now seemed highly ironic, as he often was essential to the city's safety.
"About time," he said to himself, as his balance spiked upward. Ten minutes later he was inside his favorite shop, pushing rookies aside.
"Rank," he said sternly to one as justification for his cutting to the front of the line. It was all the wide-eyed youngster could to do to nod in awe and make room.
"Finally got the credits then Hofmeyer?" the weapon-smith behind the counter asked.
"Finally did," Dean agreed. "And you have my S-PUG?"
"Got it right here. Finished it yesterday, in fact," the weapon-smith replied. He retrieved the self-propelled utility glaive from a locked cabinet behind the counter and handed it over. Dean took a couple good steps away from the line and gave the implement a few unpowered swings.
"I take it you approve?" the glaive's crafter asked.
"I do," Dean confirmed. "Add it to the rest of my order."
"Already done."
Dean transferred the appropriate number of credits with a few taps of his wrist-top display. It nearly drained his newly flush account, but then the magnificent blade was worth it. He took a few more practice swings before heading towards the exit.
"Holy! That thing looked like it'd take your arm off!" exclaimed the rookie Dean had stepped in front of a minute earlier.
"Not quite," Dean replied, as he slid the glaive into the perfectly sized sheath at his side, "but you enemy's arm, that's another story."
"I'll bet," the rookie replied. "Be Brave out there!"
Dean nodded and continued on his way.
"It'll take their arm off unless your enemy happens to be a Cabal Hulk..." he muttered under his breath as he left the shop, "...then you get it caught in the the thing's shoulder and get to spend the next three weeks risking your neck slogging tech just so you can afford to have the armory craft you a new one."
(Nice image by the way!)
Complete thread:
- The DBO Challenge - Week 5: Imaginary Arsenal -
ncsuDuncan,
2013-04-30, 20:54
- Hey ZackDark and FreeAtLast -
ncsuDuncan,
2013-04-30, 21:02
- It is now public, I think - ZackDark, 2013-05-01, 08:34
- Hey ZackDark and FreeAtLast - Free at Last, 2013-05-01, 16:18
- Yay! Bozo for the win! -
Kermit,
2013-05-01, 08:57
- How does bozo rhyme with rogue? -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-01, 09:25
- Maybe it's pronounced rogo? - ZackDark, 2013-05-01, 10:04
- long o, silly. - Kermit, 2013-05-01, 10:40
- How does bozo rhyme with rogue? -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-01, 09:25
- The Electromagnetically Enhanced Blowgun -
Cold,
2013-05-01, 13:07
- Ok, ok, the idea is outrageous enough... -
Cold,
2013-05-01, 14:29
- Ok, ok, the idea is outrageous enough... - ManKitten, 2013-05-02, 08:36
- The Electromagnetically Enhanced Blowgun - Ragashingo, 2013-05-03, 00:14
- The Electromagnetically Enhanced Blowgun -
ZackDark,
2013-05-07, 20:14
- Oh, -blam!-, got carried away... Sorry for the wall of text - ZackDark, 2013-05-07, 20:15
- Nice! -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-08, 08:02
- Facepalm - ZackDark, 2013-05-08, 17:16
- Ok, ok, the idea is outrageous enough... -
Cold,
2013-05-01, 14:29
- The Hard Time Rifle -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-01, 15:03
- Very cool description -
ZackDark,
2013-05-01, 20:41
- Very cool description -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-01, 20:56
- The fact that there is no image in "p.pixar"? =P -
ZackDark,
2013-05-01, 21:03
- Yes, that. - Ragashingo, 2013-05-01, 21:15
- The fact that there is no image in "p.pixar"? =P -
ZackDark,
2013-05-01, 21:03
- Very cool description -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-01, 20:56
- The Hard Time Rifle -
Xenos,
2013-05-03, 08:23
- The Hard Time Rifle - Ragashingo, 2013-05-03, 08:42
- Very cool description -
ZackDark,
2013-05-01, 20:41
- The Smell of Napalm -
Xenos,
2013-05-01, 18:07
- Dang - Mr Daax, 2013-05-01, 18:13
- The Smell of Napalm -
ManKitten,
2013-05-02, 08:23
- The Smell of Napalm - Xenos, 2013-05-02, 08:28
- The Smell of Napalm -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-03, 00:26
- +1 - Xenos, 2013-05-03, 08:19
- The Smell of Napalm -
Dean Hofmeyer (unhh),
2013-05-05, 23:15
- Thanks! That looks a million times better than mine! - Xenos, 2013-05-05, 23:19
- The Smell of Napalm - Chewbaccawakka, 2013-05-07, 00:59
- Et in Arcadia Ego. -
Malagate,
2013-05-01, 19:49
- Et in Arcadia Ego. -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-02, 23:57
- Good thing I didn't suggest the Scream Cannon. - Malagate, 2013-05-03, 06:34
- Et in Arcadia Ego. -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-02, 23:57
- The DBO Challenge - Week 5: Imaginary Arsenal -
ManKitten,
2013-05-01, 20:09
- The DBO Challenge - Week 5: Imaginary Arsenal - ZackDark, 2013-05-01, 20:52
- The DBO Challenge - Week 5: Imaginary Arsenal - Grizzlei, 2013-05-01, 21:14
- The DBO Challenge - Week 5: Imaginary Arsenal - Ragashingo, 2013-05-03, 00:31
- The DBO Challenge - Week 5: Imaginary Arsenal - INSANEdrive, 2013-05-03, 11:11
- The DBO Challenge - Week 5: Imaginary Arsenal -
INSANEdrive,
2013-05-03, 11:05
- The DBO Challenge - Week 5: Imaginary Arsenal - Ragashingo, 2013-05-03, 13:26
- The DBO Challenge - Week 5: Imaginary Arsenal - ncsuDuncan, 2013-05-03, 16:11
- The DBO Challenge - Week 5: Imaginary Arsenal - ZackDark, 2013-05-03, 17:05
- The S-PUG -
Dean Hofmeyer (unhh),
2013-05-05, 19:00
- The S-PUG - Ragashingo, 2013-05-05, 22:21
- The S-PUG - ManKitten, 2013-05-06, 20:21
- Southern Twang -
bluerunner,
2013-05-06, 12:25
- Southern Twang -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-06, 19:53
- Southern Twang -
bluerunner,
2013-05-07, 07:49
- Southern Twang - Claude Errera, 2013-05-07, 07:51
- Southern Twang -
bluerunner,
2013-05-07, 07:49
- Southern Twang - MrPadraig08, 2013-05-06, 21:08
- Southern Twang - Kermit, 2013-05-06, 21:30
- Southern Twang -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-06, 19:53
- Revolver - Stephen Laughlin, 2013-05-06, 19:54
- Horn of Morpheus -
Kermit,
2013-05-06, 20:46
- Horn of Morpheus -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-06, 22:07
- Excellent! - Kermit, 2013-05-07, 09:34
- Horn of Morpheus / Close to Know Return -
Stephen Laughlin,
2013-05-07, 04:41
- Nice. - Ragashingo, 2013-05-07, 06:25
- Horn of Morpheus / Close to Know Return - Kermit, 2013-05-08, 09:04
- Marty's got you in a trance -
Mr Daax,
2013-05-07, 07:30
- You win, Mr. Daax! -
Kermit,
2013-05-07, 08:04
- I can haz recon now? - Mr Daax, 2013-05-07, 08:22
- You win, Mr. Daax! -
Kermit,
2013-05-07, 08:04
- Horn of Morpheus -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-06, 22:07
- Close to Know Return -
MrPadraig08,
2013-05-06, 20:58
- Close to Know Return - Ragashingo, 2013-05-06, 22:13
- AU-12 Self-Returning Ordnance Delivery System -
Chewbaccawakka,
2013-05-07, 00:49
- AU-12 Self-Returning Ordnance Delivery System - Ragashingo, 2013-05-07, 06:23
- RPPG Launcher -
ZackDark,
2013-05-07, 07:48
- RPPG Launcher -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-07, 17:30
- RPPG Launcher -
ZackDark,
2013-05-07, 18:00
- RPPG Launcher - Ragashingo, 2013-05-07, 18:16
- RPPG Launcher -
ZackDark,
2013-05-07, 18:00
- RPPG Launcher -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-07, 17:30
- Blades of The Traveler -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-08, 09:01
- Never travel without the Traveller! -
Mr Daax,
2013-05-08, 11:19
- Never travel without the Traveller! - Ragashingo, 2013-05-08, 16:06
- Blades of The Traveler *long* -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-08, 19:26
- Very cool! -
Mr Daax,
2013-05-08, 19:51
- +1 - ZackDark, 2013-05-08, 20:13
- Very cool! -
Mr Daax,
2013-05-08, 19:51
- Never travel without the Traveller! -
Mr Daax,
2013-05-08, 11:19
- Repulsion Grenades -
Mr Daax,
2013-05-08, 17:08
- Repulsion Grenades -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-08, 19:37
- Repulsion Grenades - Mr Daax, 2013-05-08, 20:07
- Repulsion Grenades -
Ragashingo,
2013-05-08, 19:37
- Hey ZackDark and FreeAtLast -
ncsuDuncan,
2013-04-30, 21:02