Bungie wins lawsuit against player who harassed its staff. (Destiny)

by ManKitten, The Stugotz is strong in me., Thursday, July 13, 2023, 14:40 (291 days ago) @ cheapLEY
edited by ManKitten, Thursday, July 13, 2023, 14:53

Are we just going to gloss over Bungie's legal team responses?

"This one was a really emotional win, y’all."
"It’s some of the best lawyering I’ve ever done."
"And a hearty fuck you to the dregs of digital society..."

Do they roll into the courtroom wearing jeans and hoodies talking to the judge like "Waddup Teach!" Blowing vape smoke in the other attorneys face. Endlessly dabbing as the trial decision is read. Then they pull a microphone out just to drop it and walk out. They look at the other bench and whisper "You just got lawyered, son."