100% amusing. Worth the time to read. (Destiny)

by bluerunner , Music City, Thursday, May 28, 2015, 11:13 (3467 days ago) @ Funkmon

My favorite stanza:

Alas the pain increased in bunches, semblant of angelic punches
Swung by Seraphim whose rapturous knuckle-dusters seethe with scorn
“Wretch,” I cried, “thy Queen hath sent thee—>with these Wolfpack Rounds aplenty
Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of this Whore;
Quaff, oh quaff this foul incursion and forget this royal Whore!”
Quoth the Hunter “Gjallarhorn!”