Nice try, Marty.

by Stephen Laughlin , Long Beach, CA, Monday, March 04, 2013, 02:08 (4379 days ago) @ General Vagueness

the Great Old One

(BTW Wu, I've been trying to figure out what to call you, "Claude" sounds too personal especially for someone I haven't met in person but "Mr. Errera" sounds way too formal; that nickname just came to me, how do like it?)

But there can only be one holder to the rights of that title. The one who dwells in the Ivory Tower was here before the river and the trees; He remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. In the beginning, locks of his glorious mullet spilled over the sands of time like quantum strings upon the infinite barbershop floor our universe. They say you can still hear faint strains of the first Big Jingle if you listen very hard, gazing up at the stars on a cloudless night.