Gun Descriptions are not canon (Destiny)
by Cody Miller 
, Music of the Spheres - Never Forgot, Saturday, October 04, 2014, 22:37 (3945 days ago)
If the Red Death is supposed to be destroyed on sight by order of the Vanguard (for being a guardian killer), why are they letting Xur sell one mere feet away?
Gun Descriptions are not canon
by ZackDark , Not behind you. NO! Don't look., Saturday, October 04, 2014, 23:15 (3945 days ago) @ Cody Miller
Dude, Xur himself doesn't seem to be quite canon on the Tower.
Gun Descriptions are not canon
by RaichuKFM , Northeastern Ohio, Sunday, October 05, 2014, 01:06 (3944 days ago) @ Cody Miller
It is said that they don't bother Xur for fear of driving him off. I like to imagine they're just cussing out anyone they see walking away with one of those under their breath.
*That* must be a sight to see...
by TTL Demag0gue 
, Within the shadow of the Traveler, Sunday, October 05, 2014, 15:55 (3944 days ago) @ RaichuKFM
...walking away with a gun under your breath...
;-P
I'm conflicted
by RaichuKFM , Northeastern Ohio, Sunday, October 05, 2014, 17:08 (3944 days ago) @ TTL Demag0gue
Your joke was legitimately funny, but my sentences have a habit of being parsed wrong, which is probably my fault, which you have just reminded me of.
I blame the fact that I added the "under their breath" part as an after-thought immediately after posting it.
I'm conflicted
by TTL Demag0gue , Within the shadow of the Traveler, Sunday, October 05, 2014, 17:17 (3944 days ago) @ RaichuKFM
Your joke was legitimately funny, but my sentences have a habit of being parsed wrong, which is probably my fault, which you have just reminded me of.
I blame the fact that I added the "under their breath" part as an after-thought immediately after posting it.
Misplaced modifiers are my favorite grammar mistakes because they usually paint such interesting mental images. :)
I'm not mistaken I'm just different
by RaichuKFM , Northeastern Ohio, Monday, October 06, 2014, 08:23 (3943 days ago) @ TTL Demag0gue
[insert indignance here]
Gun Descriptions are not canon
by Postmortem , AZ, Sunday, October 05, 2014, 05:39 (3944 days ago) @ Cody Miller
I think it's more like, gun descriptions are canon, but gun locations and owners are not. After all, if they were, there wouldn't be multiple instances of the same "one of a kind" gun/gear.
Gun Descriptions are not cannon
by Anton P. Nym (aka Steve) , London, Ontario, Canada, Sunday, October 05, 2014, 06:28 (3944 days ago) @ Cody Miller
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Gun Descriptions are not cannon
by General Vagueness , The Vault of Sass, Sunday, October 05, 2014, 11:58 (3944 days ago) @ Anton P. Nym (aka Steve)
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Gun Descriptions are not canon
by Revenant1988 , How do I forum?, Sunday, October 05, 2014, 08:15 (3944 days ago) @ Cody Miller
Gameplay for the sake of gameplay.
Not everything has to be taken literal in a video game.
They can be played for -gasp- fun.
Gun Descriptions are not canon
If the Red Death is supposed to be destroyed on sight by order of the Vanguard (for being a guardian killer), why are they letting Xur sell one mere feet away?
For the same reason you can find BR-85s on the Forward Unto Dawn, and thermal clips in the wreckage of the Hugo Gernsback.