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Space elevator pitch (Destiny)

by General Vagueness @, The Vault of Sass, Sunday, September 07, 2014, 17:49 (3965 days ago) @ Pyromancy

You know Schweddy as the top name in baked goods, but we're growing, and changing.... We don't like to beat around the bush, so I'll just introduce the first in what he hope will be an enjoyable line of fragrances. New from Schweddy: Cabal, for men, and women. It doesn't matter if you're a million miles from home, reclaiming humanity's lost lands on Earth, or just taking a leisurely stroll through the Tower, any self-respecting Guardian wants to smell good. Use Cabal, and people will know you can take on seven worlds and not bat an eyelash.
Schweddy Cabal - Because you don't have to look like a space turtle to smell like one.


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