No Longer Neglected - Round 4: Child’s POV (Destiny)

by ManKitten , The Stugotz is strong in me., Wednesday, June 27, 2018, 18:23 (2578 days ago) @ Ragashingo

So my submission is based on a conversation I had with my 4 year old son who sometimes sits in with me while I play Destiny. I asked him some questions and this is what he had to say, pretty much verbatim.

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Destiny is about knocking aliens out. We know they are aliens because they go "GRAAWWR". The aliens look like monsters and they are trying to take us out. In the tower, there is a ball in the sky and that's the bad guys ship...or maybe a kickball. It's floating in the sky because it's going to drop bad guys. If there's too many bad guys, we would have to restart.

If I went outside and saw a hunter, I would say "hi" to him. My favorite guardian is a Warlock because they knock out two bad guys at a time. Guardians take out two bad guys at a time. A regular person can't do that, neither can Titans because they aren't real Guardians.

The Fallen look like triangles and are floating. The Fallen are trying to kill us. They are looking for Hunters and Titans.

The Hive are looking for treasure chests to get more powerful weapons to knock us out.

The Cabal are also looking for treasure chests and people.

I don't like Xur because he pretends to be mad. He's probably tired of talking to people and he didn't take a nap.

Prince Uldren knocked out Cayde-6 because he is a tough guy. He's going to knock out everyone in the game.

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And there you have it.