You notice your stack of drink coasters looks like a SIVA cluster.

*This has been your daily dose of HZD on DBO

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*This has been your daily dose of HZD on DBO

Nah, let's keep it rolling...

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• A real life storm makes you look for a Public Event.
  
• You look at car features as rolls.
  
• You're on your last Iron Banner two years running.
  
• You're never on the title screen; just the welcome back screen.
  
• You're scared to eat because you might get teleported.
  
• You buy a Ghost Edition four months before the second game comes out.
  
• Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.
  
• GuardianOutfitter actually exists(thanks, Chappy).
  
• DIM is the single most valuable thing to you.
  
• You haven't played anything else in months.

• Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.

git gud

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...you hear your dishwasher running and it sounds suspiciously like a Fallen transport dropping off ADS in your kitchen.

;p

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that his most visited page is the FRONT PAGE of dbo.

• A real life storm makes you look for a Public Event.
  
• You look at car features as rolls.
  
• You're on your last Iron Banner two years running.
  
• You're never on the title screen; just the welcome back screen.
  
• You're scared to eat because you might get teleported.
  
• You buy a Ghost Edition four months before the second game comes out.
  
• Your most viewed bookmark isn't porn, it's r/Sharditorkeepit.
  
• GuardianOutfitter actually exists(thanks, Chappy).
  
• DIM is the single most valuable thing to you.
  
• You haven't played anything else in months.

• You refer to your best shirt as exotic.
• When you're exercising you yell "POPPING SUPER" for that last rep.
• You're invited to go deer hunting and you show up in a cloak.
• You go to a sporting goods store and ask "where's the void weapons".
• You refer to personal goals as bounties.
• When you get on a bike, under your breath you mimic sparrow sounds.
• You arrive at a party and are surprised there are more than 6 people.
• You refer to work breaks as "visiting the tower".
• The actual moon looks odd to you.
• You quote Master Rahool when other people open presents.
• You have more conversations through the xbox app, than texting.
• After a day of swimming you complain about your solar burn.

I'm obligated to feed my children. But that also means they're obligated to do the dishes and repel any Fallen who invade the kitchen.

... you ask your wife if she would like Rare, Legendary, or Exotic Mac 'n Cheese for dinner.

Annies is the bomb yo