Oh, You Better Believe It Baby. (Fireteam Builder Events)

by Morpheus , High Charity, Monday, April 10, 2017, 19:55 (2783 days ago) @ BlackstarBSP

• When everyone was buying Pokemon Blue, I immediately got Red.
  
• When Playstation 2 was the hottest thing ever made, I bought(well, asked for) a Dreamcast.
  
• I've been a Covenant Elite for 13 years running.
  
• When the line wrapped around the theater for Magic Mike had more guys in it than women, guess who pre-ordered opening night tickets for Ted?
  
• All the Magic the Gathering cards and Digimon episodes couldn't hold a candle to my single Obelisk the Tormentor. ;-)
  
• McDonald's fries? Hell no. Rally's!
  
• My dream car isn't a Mercedes—It's an xB.
  
• You put pepperoni on your pizza. I have some pepperoni...with my spinach pizza.
  
• While everyone attacks S.A.B.E.R. from the severs, I'm on the clear opposite side!

Ketchup on grits, sleeping face down since birth, running Windows...

If it weren't genetic, I think I'd need help.

And don't even get me started about video game mascots.