I'll argue Zelda's the main character right now. (Gaming)

by Funkmon , Wednesday, January 06, 2016, 21:38 (3329 days ago) @ marmot 1333
edited by Funkmon, Wednesday, January 06, 2016, 22:26

You are Link, and your long lost sister is Zelda, the queen of Hyrule. You don't know that Zelda is your sister, only finding out in the third game when your old master, Jumpman, tells you on his death bed, after he got destroyed by two sibling eskimos called The Light Warriors who climbed up his ice cave he defended with barrels.

You jump around and shoot enemies with your arm gun, which you find in the wild, catch, level up and battle for experience. Over time, you go through 8 worlds, receiving badges, until you finally reach the end castle. After jumping over the big spikey turtle guy and destroying the bridge, you reach the end, where a toadstool says "the queen of Hyrule isn't here."

You then take off your metal cyborg suit, and YOU were Zelda the whole time, thereby making Link/Zelda the protagonist.

I didn't have a Nintendo, so I'm not sure if all the details are accurate.