I would pay 5000 glimmer for you to do the super kill one. (reply)

Funkmon — Sun, 19 Jul 2015 23:30:53 +0000

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Bounty Hunter

DerekT07 — Sun, 19 Jul 2015 21:59:33 +0000

Greetings, fellow denizens of the Tower! Have you been struggling with your resource gathering? Are pesky Hive or Fallen warriors stopping you from grabbing those sweet helium filaments or spirit bloom? Maybe you have a vendetta with a particular Ogre who got his purple beam all over your brand new exotic weapon. Look no further! The Ghost and His Ghost bounty hunting team is here to help. My trusty ghost and I will personally hunt down and eliminate your enemies in record time! Not buying it? Here, take a look!

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This is obviously a joke post. Hope it entertained you!

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I would pay 5000 glimmer for you to do the super kill one. (reply)

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