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INSANEdrive — Wed, 04 Feb 2015 18:13:49 +0000

January 1, 2000

Dear Valued Employee:

Re: Vacation Pay

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.

One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing

....all the way to the year 2000? (reply)

Schedonnardus — Wed, 04 Feb 2015 16:09:07 +0000

Aw Man, That IS Close... (reply)

Morpheus — Wed, 04 Feb 2015 01:10:11 +0000

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I've always seen... (reply)

Leviathan — Wed, 04 Feb 2015 00:48:33 +0000

...Ron Livingston and Justin Theroux.

(These are the kind of forum posts where I wake up and think 'what the hell am I talking about on the Internet?')

Could be... (reply)

Claude Errera — Wed, 04 Feb 2015 00:31:47 +0000

JJ is JP's love child? (reply)

scarab — Wed, 04 Feb 2015 00:15:56 +0000

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Holy crap... I've seen the future! [OT]

Claude Errera — Wed, 04 Feb 2015 00:06:01 +0000

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/jimmy-page-promises-quite-different-direction-with-new-music-20150203

Tell me that pic of Jimmy Page isn't Jason Jones in 30 years...

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