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Xur is a damn troll, cryptarch too (reply)

someotherguy — Sat, 04 Oct 2014 09:47:19 +0000

Plus its ability is useless. Anything that comes inside my Ward of Light is dead anyway, I dont care if it can see me or not.

Xur is a damn troll, cryptarch too (reply)

Velociraptor112 — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 19:11:59 +0000

I was eagerly awaiting the return of Xur, 13 strange coins burning a hole in my pocket, but now that the only Titan thing he has is that helmet.....Imma wait til next week. I don't need a wire-brush.

Xur is a damn troll, cryptarch too (reply)

SIX min WHISTLE — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 17:30:33 +0000

I actually got a Helmet for my class that I didn't have and isn't the one being sold. Now I have all three Exotic helms for Titan.

This made me laugh - thanks! (reply)

Oholiab — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 16:11:51 +0000

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That's pretty funny. (reply)

yakaman — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 13:20:25 +0000

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Xur is a damn troll, cryptarch too

Revenant1988 — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 11:43:41 +0000

TL;DR

Xur has helmet I no like. I roll dice on exotic engram instead. I get same helmet I no like.

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"Hey Xur, what to you have this week?"

"Hey Rev, I've got this Helmet for your titan you may like"

"Nah. That helmet looks like shit. It's dented and has a large wire brush bolted to it. You probably made this for like, 10 spin metal. What else ya got?"

"Well, I have an exotic helmet engram, it could be....anything"

"How much?"

"23 motes of light."

"Sold."

"Enjoy you're helmet, you ungrateful piece of shit"

**30 Seconds later**

"Yo, Cryptarch, can you decode this exotic helmet engram?"

"Sure thing- and I PROMISE it will be something exotic, and unexpected....aha...ahahaha!"

"You Ok?"

"Yeah sorry I don't usually do that until you leave. Here ya go. OOOH! What a nifty helmet! it looks like it's pre-owned and has a wonderful brush on the top of it so you can scrub that dirty feeling off you that you can't quite explain whenever you talk to me"

"........."

"No matter how hard you scrub, you'll never, be clean. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA"