DBO Forums - The Cryptarch is a douchebag. https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/ Bungie.Org talks Destiny en The Cryptarch is a douchebag. (reply) Bungie should add jeering things for the Cryptarch to say.

"Ooh, today isn't your day Guardian."
"Huh I could have sworn there would be a Legendary in there..."
"Oh, you wanted armor with light? Whoops, silly me."
"Sorry bud, fresh out of exotics, how about some motes?"

]]> https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36609 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36609 Fri, 19 Sep 2014 17:45:24 +0000 DestinyMonochron :-) (reply) https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36330 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36330 Wed, 17 Sep 2014 18:31:55 +0000 Destinycar15 :-( c'est la vie pour moi (reply) https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36281 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36281 Wed, 17 Sep 2014 07:58:30 +0000 Destinykidtsunami eh (reply) Killjoy.

]]> https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36280 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36280 Wed, 17 Sep 2014 07:54:57 +0000 Destinycar15 eh (reply)

https://www.twitter.com/TheCryptarch

More like the Cryptard, amirite?

Jokes about sleeping with people's moms are always super weird and off putting. And riffing on "retard" is a surefire way to make me think you're unfunny.

]]> https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36279 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36279 Wed, 17 Sep 2014 07:50:13 +0000 Destinykidtsunami The Cryptarch is a douchebag. (reply) You won't be so disappointed in those motes when the next mysterious vendor shows up in the tower. Well, probably.

Also:

"What's a legendary?"

ROFL

]]> https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36277 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36277 Wed, 17 Sep 2014 05:33:45 +0000 Destinystabbim The Cryptarch is a douchebag. (reply) I am starting to wonder if I should level rep up with him before bringing legendary engrams. I haven't had many drops, but enough to get frustrated when only one has actually turned into a legendary item. Most have been motes of light, or blue items. Frustrating. At least one hasn't turned into Mangala Skin yet.

]]> https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36218 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36218 Tue, 16 Sep 2014 21:52:03 +0000 Destinyshadowkiller The Cryptarch is a douchebag. (reply) After getting nothing but blues from Legendary engrams, this Twitter account is a catharsis. I hate that Cryptarch so much right now.

]]> https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36190 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36190 Tue, 16 Sep 2014 20:13:24 +0000 DestinyTDSpiral The Cryptarch is such a douchebag. (reply) This is too good.

]]> https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36166 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36166 Tue, 16 Sep 2014 18:47:16 +0000 DestinyCommandrCleavage The Cryptarch is such a douchebag. (reply) I lol'd so hard.

https://twitter.com/TheCryptarch/status/511821353305899008

]]> https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36165 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36165 Tue, 16 Sep 2014 18:44:41 +0000 DestinySonofMacPhisto The Cryptarch is a douchebag. https://www.twitter.com/TheCryptarch

More like the Cryptard, amirite?

]]> https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36164 https://destiny.bungie.org/forum/index.php?id=36164 Tue, 16 Sep 2014 18:43:09 +0000 Destinycar15