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Unshared ice cream, the worst of fates (reply)

ZackDark — Fri, 13 Sep 2013 01:42:30 +0000

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Collect Loot (reply)

Blackt1g3r — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 00:33:52 +0000

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that was probably the most mean spirited thing I ever posted (reply)

MrPadraig08 — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 20:07:43 +0000

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Hahahaha... uh I mean, that's awful, you're the worst.... (reply)

Xenos — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 20:03:34 +0000

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Nope, this is. (reply)

MrPadraig08 — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 20:01:28 +0000

Xenos the Hunter runs toward the door and trips over the first step and falls face first into a conveniently placed cream pie. You recover from the fall to see the rest of your fireteam alongside the Fallen you thought you had killed laughing their collective asses off. You discover in horror that it was all a cruel joke. Everyone begins enjoying rounds of high fives, really cool four armed high fives at that, that you are not apart of. Interspecies laughter is shared at your expense as you wipe the pastry and shattered dreams off you face. They decide that the night is young and that partying and ice cream without you is the best use of their twilight years.

You cry alone and everyone forgets about you.

Game Over, please insert coin to start again.

Is this your vengeance? :) (reply)

Xenos — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 19:42:10 +0000

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Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire (reply)

MrPadraig08 — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 19:35:51 +0000

I guess it's time to pull out the Thunderlord! I begin laying down covering-fire for my fellow guardians.

The hunter uses his Golden Gun as the Titan lays into the Fallen with a menacing looking shotgun. In minutes the Fallen lay at your feet except for a few stragglers retreating to the skyscraper.

They are on the retreat, you and your fireteam have nearly won the day. You start your pursuit of the remaining Fallen and manage to pick off the stragglers. However, you seem to have missed a pair of vandals as they escape into the black of the building interior. You hear howls coming from the darkness as if to taunt you. Your warlock comments on this being a fool's gambit. Your titan looks almost hungry to meet their bravado in equal measure. You contemplate running head long into the abyss of this long forgotten tower...

Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire (reply)

Xenos — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 19:23:20 +0000

I guess it's time to pull out the Thunderlord! I begin laying down covering-fire for my fellow guardians.

The hunter uses his Golden Gun as the Titan lays into the Fallen with a menacing looking shotgun. In minutes the Fallen lay at your feet except for a few stragglers retreating to the skyscraper.

Move back to a "safe" distance (reply)

Xenos — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 19:21:57 +0000

The pyramid shutters and slowly starts to fall toward the forest, as you watch it you notice it tilt in your direction as it picks up speed and you can now see flames burst out of the top of the pyramid.

Hey! You never rolled for Iniative! (reply)

Hyokin — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 18:21:49 +0000

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your own unique story (reply)

Hyokin — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 18:20:34 +0000

You see a sunken skyscraper and a Fallen dropship to the North. A forest to the East. Snow plains to the West and South.

What do you do?

Eat garlic.

WAIT NO

Vampires aren't a playable race...

Melds out of the forest and raises a hand (reply)

Hyokin — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 18:19:18 +0000

"Hold, sir." Says the purple-clad stranger, "What are you doing near the Pyramid of Leviathan?"

Move back to a "safe" distance (reply)

Ragashingo — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 18:09:52 +0000

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HULK SMASH! (reply)

Blackt1g3r — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 17:47:15 +0000

Wait, what did I just say!?

damn it feels good to be a gangsta (reply)

MrPadraig08 — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 17:17:53 +0000

I couldn't help myself. Hopefully one day I an finish a whole story.

Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire (reply)

Blackt1g3r — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 17:07:52 +0000

I guess it's time to pull out the Thunderlord! I begin laying down covering-fire for my fellow guardians.

Throw Ling Ling into beam (reply)

Xenos — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 16:05:52 +0000

Ling Ling ponderously floats up the beam towards the pyramid. You see him disappear into darkness inside the pyramid and after a long pause the lights on the and the beam of light blink and then the pyramid shutters. The beam of light steadies and you see smoke curl from the black pyramid.

+1 (reply)

Xenos — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 16:02:37 +0000

Hahaha, you've out written me Paddy (not that it's hard), curse you! :)

Throw Ling Ling into beam (reply)

Ragashingo — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 15:56:53 +0000

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Turn green (reply)

MrPadraig08 — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 15:50:30 +0000

You finally unlocked the green rage monster talent and waste no time upping the ire. Like the flash of a solar flare, green fills your vision, green fills your tendons, rage fills your heart. You now notice you're three times your normal size, have stripped off all your armor, and inexplicably have donned purple shorts. Oh and you're running, you're not sure when you started running, but you can't seem to stop. And before you even know what's going on, your hands seem to have found their places tucked neatly between two vandals skulls, which are now crushed like peanut shells. So fast and so brutal, not even their souls had finished leaking out of their once intact domes before you slingshot them into the bright blue horizon. Their screams are washed out by the ensuing chaos, but it's not really chaos, you're in full control. You contemplate if what you just witnessed was shuddering pain coming from a spider tank, as you cleave off one of it's armored appendages. You weren't sure if it was beast or machine, but you're definitely sure a machine would not pull away from something like that with a whimper.

You are rage, you are the avatar of pandemonium, you are Titan.

DBO Forums - Unshared ice cream, the worst of fates

Unshared ice cream, the worst of fates (reply)

Collect Loot (reply)

that was probably the most mean spirited thing I ever posted (reply)

Hahahaha... uh I mean, that's awful, you're the worst.... (reply)

Nope, this is. (reply)

Is this your vengeance? :) (reply)

Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire (reply)

Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire (reply)

Move back to a "safe" distance (reply)

Hey! You never rolled for Iniative! (reply)

your own unique story (reply)

*Melds out of the forest and raises a hand* (reply)

Move back to a "safe" distance (reply)

HULK SMASH! (reply)

damn it feels good to be a gangsta (reply)

Switch to my Heavy Weapon and Provide Covering Fire (reply)

Throw Ling Ling into beam (reply)

+1 (reply)

Throw Ling Ling into beam (reply)

Turn green (reply)

Melds out of the forest and raises a hand (reply)