Meh, I can socialize and sit in the sun in that other MMO, Real Life.

yeah but then you'll have to get replacement eyes, and that feature hasn't been implemented yet

Not possible. You must choose.

I choose Mountain Dew.

Gawker class, complete with camera and journal for all your environment appreciation needs. Honestly, even as a joke, that sounds pretty awesome.

Hedge would be a general, of course.

Seriously though - what about a scout class or a spy class? Hell, can I just be a cartographer? Me and Loftus can sell maps and scale models out of our pixel-hut on Venus.

If it's cold and sweet it's all good.

That's just not cricket.

Discworld readers can't help but be disappointed.

There is an iPhone app for mending capes, darning socks, etc. You can earn game currency by buffing other players' armor and polishing their weapons.

So, burned or shredded?

There will be exactly two pull-down menus in the settings UI.

One will be "cape."
The other will be "what you do to your enemies."

Each will feature the same two choices.

Judging from the concept art, our biggest gameplay choice is going to be how raggedy our capes are . . .

So, burned or shredded?

Gawker class, complete with camera and journal for all your environment appreciation needs. Honestly, even as a joke, that sounds pretty awesome.

Hedge would be a general, of course.

(Is it too early to hope for film and screenshot features?)

BANG

We can still do that, by the sounds of it.

"You can socialize and sit and watch the sun" -IGN

Somehow I already know I'm going to be terrible at this game.

"Leviathan, what are you looking at? Bogies incoming?"

"What? No, look at this skybox. You see that ship over there, that's a variation of the Mark II Phoenix-class----"

BANG

And repeat!

Judging from the concept art, our biggest gameplay choice is going to be how raggedy our capes are